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Title: Return to Sender
Author: jsblume
Style/Genre Humor / Parody / Romance
Description: Parody of "Return to Sender" by Elvis Presley, updated for the modern age.
Notes:

Return to sender, return to sender

Sent a message to my partner
With an emoji
Quick and sure the next moment
It bounced right back to me

The reason for it:
Return to sender, address unknown
No such user, no such phone

We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry
but my message keeps coming back

So then I sent it in an email
Marked high priority
Quick and sure the next moment
It came right back to me

The reason for it:
Return to sender, address unknown
No such user, no such phone

This time I’m gonna see you myself
And take you by the hand
And if you tell me straight to my face
Then I’ll understand

The reason for it:
Return to sender, address unknown
No such user, no such phone

Return to sender, return to sender
Return to sender, return to sender

Copyright @2016 by jsblume. All rights reserved.
jsblume has granted JS Blume Publishing™ non-exclusive rights to display this work.

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